Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Inappropriate Humor

A husband and wife are headed off to bed. Hubby has visions of getting some, but wifey has no plans of going there.

"Not tonight, honey, I have a headache," she says.

Hubby replies, "No problem, dear. I just put some aspirin on my dick. Would you like to take it orally, or as a suppository?"

4 comments:

BlazngScarlet said...

How to decide ....
*sigh*

Bent said...

Well hey, why not do both and give it a double dose? First orally, and then the rest...sounds like a plan, eh?

BlazngScarlet said...

Perfect! :D

BlazngScarlet said...

Hey there stud puppet ... (LOL ... I love Judy Tenuta)

C'mon over to my place when you get a chance ... I have something for you ..
*wink, wink, nod, nod*