Happy New Day

The first day that I don't have to go into the office has come...oh what a nice feeling! But I have so many things I need to get taken care of in the next week, so it's not like I will be just lazying around!

My timeframe is right on target thus far...

And lemme just say - I absolutely adore my close friends! Always there, always supportive...they're few and far between, but those that I am close with can always count on me to be there for them, too.

And now for the funny of the day...and how appropriate, given the fact the stock market and some drug stocks are in the news...

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ' cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.